If you're getting your boobs out, make sure it's for the boys, not babies... or Nigel Farage will cover you with a napkin - Abbie Wightwick - Wales Online

If you're getting your boobs out, make sure it's for the boys, not babies... or Nigel Farage will cover you with a napkin - Abbie Wightwick - Wales Online



If you're getting your boobs out make sure it's for the boys not babies or Nigel Farage will cover you with a napkin  http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/youre-getting-your-boobs-out-8260835



"If you’re oiling them up for a sun- tan and an outing on the beach that’ll be fine, if you’re a Page Three model in the Sun, that’s dandy, and if you want to reveal cleavage in a party dress at expensive hotels or the Dog and Duck, depending on wallet and taste, that’s also acceptable.



No napkin required.



Should you, however, wish to reveal the tiny section of flesh that may be exposed when you breast-feed during afternoon tea at a respectable establishment like Claridges that is an entirely different matter."